A life simulator
Chapter 00 — before you were born
You only live once. Fortunately, this is a game.
Choose a calling. Make terrible decisions. Buy at the wrong time. Leave behind a life worth ranking.
One account · one life per day · no takebacks
Every choice leaves a mark
Your life, drawn one decision at a time.
Fourteen turns, roughly seventy years. Money, health, fame and sanity move against each other. Some choices are safe. The interesting ones are not.
Your savings are finally looking respectable. The market is not.
Six ways to waste a lifetime
Degenerate Trader
Charts at 4am. Sleep is a position you closed.
Money 30 · Health 45 · Fame 15 · Sanity 35
Unread Poet
Nine readers. Two of them are your mother.
Money 12 · Health 60 · Fame 20 · Sanity 70
Tired Surgeon
Steady hands, catastrophic personal life.
Money 55 · Health 55 · Fame 30 · Sanity 40
Almost Rockstar
One song everybody knows. You hate that song.
Money 25 · Health 50 · Fame 60 · Sanity 45
Municipal Clerk
Form 14-B is your love language.
Money 35 · Health 65 · Fame 5 · Sanity 65
Serial Founder
Third company. Second divorce. First good idea.
Money 40 · Health 45 · Fame 40 · Sanity 30