The rules, such as they are

How to play.

01

One life per day

Each account gets a single life every 24 hours. When it ends, it ends. Come back tomorrow for another one.

02

Pick a career

Six callings, each with different starting stats. A trader starts rich and unwell. A clerk starts sane and invisible.

03

Four stats

Money, Health, Fame and Sanity, all from 0 to 100. Choices move them. Some choices roll dice instead of promising anything.

04

Death happens

Health hitting zero ends you. So does old age, and so does luck. Your cause of death is decided by how you lived.

05

Scoring

Money ×4, Fame ×3, Sanity ×2, Health ×2, plus 6 per year lived. Scores are computed on the server, so the leaderboard means something.

Begin a life